Things That Make Me Say @£$%&#£!!!!

When I am sewing, there are quite a few things that seem to make me say @£$%&#£!!!!

In the past couple of weeks, I have said it for all of these reasons:

• Not having the right coloured cotton/ribbon/buttons
• Not having quite enough ribbon
• Making a lavender bag inside out
  
• Sewing up a lavender bag without any lavender in it
• Not sewing in a straight line
• Trying to sew really good heart shapes
  
• Leaving an opening so small that I can't turn an item the right way out
• Running out of cotton part way along a seem
• Using a different coloured thread on the top and bottom in my machine by mistake
  
• Trying to sew in a zip without the zip foot on my machine
• Forgetting to put the fabric feeder back in place after lowering it for a button
• Forgetting to change the machine stitch back to straight from zigzag
• Snapping my sewing machine needle by hitting a pin too hard
• Loading far too much of a coloured cotton onto the spool
• Not matching up a pattern very well
  
• Losing my ruler
• Jabbing myself with a needle/pin
• Sewing a pin into a hidden seam
  
• My cat insisting on sitting on my lap whilst I am sewing and then digging claws into my stomach
• Knocking over my cup of tea whilst sewing
• Finding out that my pinking shears are really blunt

To be honest, having read through that lot I am amazed I manage to make anything! I'm sure quite of few fellow crafters will know exactly where I am coming from though.